- "Not my fault...not my fault..."
- -Finius Flabtrix
Finius Flabtrix was a professor in Sanctaphrax. After the Guardians of Night came into power, Finius Flabtrix was imprisoned in the dungeons of the Tower of Night. While raiding the tower in The Last of the Sky Pirates, Rook came across Finius's cell, and saw him huddled in the corner, muttering to himself and unaware of his surroundings.